You aren’t really sick. You are just lazy. You don’t really want to do any work at all. You are useless anyway. And you are a terrible person. An awful friend. You just use people. You are also a horrible housekeeper. Just lazy. Can’t be bothered to do all the dishes by hand and put them away like normal folks. Can’t complete the laundry in one go like normal people. You are laaazzzy. Seriously lazy. Look at what all those other people are accomplishing! People worse off than you! Getting shit done. Gardening, laundry, dishes, sweeping, mopping, cooking! You suck. Look at your poor cat over there begging for attention. What an awful person you are!
Lazy, ugly, stupid, undeserving.